Reading K's

How about a "knock, knock" joke for your reading "K" pleasure:
Knock, Knock

Who's there?
Summer
Summer who?

Summer funny jokes and summer not.
Maybe you can find better ""knock, knock" jokes in a
"Knock Your Socks Off" joke book. Or does a "Kids in
the Kitchen" cookbook sound better. Oh, I know, how
about a book about a kitty . . . either a cute "Hello Kitty"
book or a "Bad Kitty" book for those of you who like
your stories more naughty than nice.
 

There are Katy books and kindergarten books and books
about kids  from A to Z in "An Annoying ABC" by
Barbara Bottner. There are books about kites
like "Kite Day" by Will Hillenbrand;  and books
about  kissing like my favorite,
"Sloppy Kisses" by Elizabeth Winthrop.

And there is a book called "Knights of the Kitchen Table"
that I read once upon a time. It is the story of three boys
who find a magic book that helps them travel back to
the time of King Arthur. It is the first book of the
adventures of the Time Warp Trio by Jon Scieszka.

Okay, so here is one more "knock, knock" joke:

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven you heard enough knock, knock jokes?

Probably . . .
Love, Grandma