April is Humor Month which means
it's time to laugh out loud (LOL)!
Here are seven silly riddles for one week
of guess-the-answer-and giggle.
HA! HA! HA!
1. If food comes from farms, who grows turkey sandwiches?
the farmer in the deli
2. What weighs 5,000 pounds and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant
3. What kind of bank doesn't have any money?
HEE! HEE! HEE!4. Why are elephants so smart?
They have tons of gray matter
5. Which fish is the most valuable?
Goldfish
6. How do you make an elephant float?
Two scoops of ice cream, lots of root beer and an elephant
it's time to laugh out loud (LOL)!
Here are seven silly riddles for one week
of guess-the-answer-and giggle.
HA! HA! HA!1. If food comes from farms, who grows turkey sandwiches?
the farmer in the deli
2. What weighs 5,000 pounds and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant
3. What kind of bank doesn't have any money?
HEE! HEE! HEE!4. Why are elephants so smart?They have tons of gray matter
5. Which fish is the most valuable?
Goldfish
6. How do you make an elephant float?
Two scoops of ice cream, lots of root beer and an elephant
HO! HO! HO!7.It's in the river but not in the lake
It's in the raindrop but not the snowflake.
What is it?
the letter "R"
Guess any answers and do a little laughing this week
and maybe I will find you a silly surprise!
Happy Laughing during Silly Riddle Week!
Love, Grandma
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