Today I'm going to tell you a
ghost story. As everyone knows,
ghosts are white, and to stay white
ghosts can only eat things that are white. They can drink milk and eat vanilla ice cream, marshmallows, cauliflower and coconut. One day five little
ghosts went to visit their
Grandma and horror of horrors, she had no milk, no vanilla ice cream, no marshmallows, absolutely nothing white to eat. She needed to go to the store pronto. Before she left, she told her little
ghost grandsons not to eat anything while she was gone or something DREADFUL might happen. Then
Grandma hurried off to the nearest
grocery store.
But as you know, little
ghosts can't go five minutes at
Grandma's house without getting hungry. Eddy
ghost was starving and when he saw a kiwi on the counter he
gobbled it up and
guess what happened? He turned
green! The other
ghosts looked at him and laughed. Eddy
ghost felt terrible so he hid under
Grandma's green couch. By this time Brody was hungry and quite upset
Grandma didn't have any donette
gems, so he decided to eat just one little purple
grape. And what do you suppose happened? He turned
purple! He was so embarrassed he ran upstairs and hid in the bathtub.
By now Ryan
ghost (or was it Wade?) was thirsty. He looked in
Grandma's refrigerator and saw some orange juice. He drank just one tiny sip, but
guess what happened? He turned
orange! . . . and he ran and hid in the toybox. Jack
ghost's tummy was rumbling, too so he thought he would just take the teeniest, tiniest bite out of a strawberry. But you can probably
guess what happened? He turned
red! He ran out into the
garage and hid in the red wagon.
Zach
ghost is always hungry and he figured he was much smarter than the other
ghosts. He looked in the freezer to see if there just might be a little bit of vanilla ice cream left. And there was some ice cream and it was almost vanilla. It was white with little brown pieces of chocolate in it. Zach didn't think that could hurt him so he ate one spoonful and became a
chocolate chip ghost. And he hid in the only hiding place left--the cleaning closet.
When
Grandma came home with two big sacks full of vanilla ice cream, jugs of milk, donette gems, marshmallows and coconut, she wondered why her house was so quiet. There were no
ghost grandsons running and playing and shouting BOO. She knew something must be wrong and searched all over until she found this: